ARTS / And what's more. . .

This season's weird movie titles: Johnny Depp in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Robert Duvall in Wrestling Ernest Hemingway . . . After The Cook, The Thief, Steven Berkoff's Decadence is unlikely to boost cinema snack sales with its open display of gastronomic excess . . .

Yum yum: the Madonna Exposed video dishes the real dirt on the Material Girl, including choice comment from Camile Barbone, the goddess's first manager, and Whitley Sterakian, the college room mate with 'never-before-seen lesbian love letters from the nymphet sex queen' . . . Italian media mover and shaker Silvio Berlusconi might want to reconsider that career in politics after advising the citzens of Rome to vote for Fascist Party Mayorial candidate Gianfranco Fini - even his own TV stations turned on him . . .