Weekend Travel Update: Country of no return

EVERYONE has a 'wish list' of places to go, but when I asked for nominations for least favourite destinations (with supporting reasons), the response was pure vitriol. New Zealand has been mentioned, in despatches, as has the United States ('because the second person to say 'have a nice day now', would get smacked,' says Truuske Odde of Middlesex); but everyone so far has nominated real places - with one exception. Tim Garrard of Leeds chose Radio 4's Anderson Country; 'no justification required', he says. The competition for a bottle of Albanian brandy will run until the end of the month, so nominations for Ambridge, Brookside or Coronation Street can still be despatched. Write to No Way, Weekend section, The Independent, 40 City Road, London EC1Y 2DB.