. . . BACK TO REALITY

Jockey did a survey and found 85 per cent of men don't wash their own underwear, 80 per cent of them changed their underwear every day just in case they were knocked down by a bus and 15 per cent of them confessed that at some time they had slipped into their woman's underwear. But that's no big deal, since loads of women wear their men's smalls. The problem with snuggly-wuggly things like men's thermal long-johns is the "pocket" at the front. But male or female, these thermal things are just the thing to wear, although I think while fishing you really should wear something on top of them too.

Jockey thermal T-shirt, pounds 10.99, and thermal long-johns, pounds 10.99, from department stores nationwide