ciao baby ... Feng Shui

According to its acolytes, the ancient Chinese mystical art of feng shui brings order and harmony to our lives by first bringing order and harmony to our homes. As a luxury new age hobby for those with time and space, great. But what about the clutter of life - pets, children, friends?It's time to bin feng shui because:

what happens if you live in a bedsit?

or a cardboard box?

if you think putting a spider plant on the telly is going to make you irresistible to Mr/Miss Right then celibacy is all you deserve.

let's face it - pushing a hoover around the sitting room once a month is tantamount to an act of quasi-mystical significance for most of us