From The Onion Bag fanzine, a ditty dedicated to Neil Ruddock. 'Bonebuster' is sung to the tune of Sweet's 'Blockbuster'.
You'd better beware
You'd better take care
You better watch out
If you've got any skill or flair.
He'll tread on your toes
He'll flatten your nose
You'll end up with fresh air
Where your leg normally goes.
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