Captain Moonlight

NOW what have we here? The Prime Minister taking a well-earned break? Lord Archer behaving perfectly normally, as if absolutely nothing has happened? A Tony Blair photo opportunity, canvassing for the vital extra votes of the Scubas for Socialism Group? No, none of those. Hands up anybody who thought it was 'Buzzer' Hadingham, former chairman of the All England Lawn Tennis Club, demonstrating a few alterations in the rules which should make Wimbledon more exciting next year. Sorry, wrong, too. This is a member of Nuremberg's Divers Paradise Club. The divers play tennis under water to learn breathing methods under difficult conditions. They should try being Lord Archer. And who said Germans don't know how to enjoy themselves? Watch out for these guys in the pool on holiday, though.

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