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The Queen Elizabeth II Centre didn’t exist when I was at school nearby. In the earliest days of the Thatcher imperium, all that stood on the undeveloped ground opposite Westminster Abbey was a red phone box, and a kiosk serving weak tea, “coffee” to test the elasticity of the Trades Descriptions Act, obscure brands of fizzy drinks, and sweets.
A friend and I nipped to it one day for Mars bars, and were surprised not to find its previously omnipresent proprietor, a splenetic chap known to himself and everyone else as Greasy Joe, at his post. Where, we asked his replacement, was our nakedly ungenial host?
“Greasy Joe cannot be here today,” we were told. “He’s in court. He’s been had up for w****** in the telephone box.”
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